Rapt by The Rapture: May 21st, 2011
REPENT, HEATHENS! Today is Rapture day. That means, according to Biblical / Christian legend, that 250,000 chosen “pure” souls will at some point, instantaneously rise to Heaven, painlessly and gracefully spared from the apocalyptic times following this event, known as the Tribulation. The Tribulation will, for lack of a better word, fuck up those of us remaining […]



